i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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