the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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