Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My vagina just clenched in fear
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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