That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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