IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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