I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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