In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's just like the Real World with babies
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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