we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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