i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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