The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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