at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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