I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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