windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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