FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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