Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
