anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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