Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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