it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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