another moral hangover. fuck.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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