That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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