so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please don't give away my fajitas
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