Don't you send me to vm
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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