i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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