if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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