it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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