Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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