Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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