What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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