does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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