That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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