I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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