glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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