I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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