The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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