Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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