I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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