my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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