Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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