It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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