Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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