i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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