the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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