Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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