Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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