Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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