I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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