You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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