My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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