Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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