Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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