How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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