New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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