that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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