i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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